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The Natural History of Carnivorism in Unicorns
An essay by Dr. E. Haraldson, presented by Torrey Podmajersky Illustration by Katie Nyborg 1. Introduction Evidence of carnivorism in Equus ferus unicornus has been widely recorded, but until now...
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It Lives!
After some delay, I finally present to you Mad Scientist Journal: Spring 2012. It is currently available through Smashwords, since that was the easiest and most obvious option for me after some botched...
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The Rods of Baghdad
An essay by Barnetby Richards, as provided by Paul Williams Illustration by Justine McGreevy The author recognises that a scientific journal is not the place to mention personal information, but is...
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Military Applications of Magical Beings
A report by Professor Jason Dirigible, as provided by Andy Brown Illustration by Justine McGreevy REPORT TO HEADS OF STAFF AUGUST 14th 2012 Introduction In February 2010, I was asked by the assembled...
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The Maleficent Egg of Dr. de Groot
A Report by J.M. Cadogan RSSc, AHME, BS, MS (Birm), MS (Oxon). Presented by Archivist to The Society, Mark Wardecker. Art by Katie Nyborg We all thought de Groot was a crank, and that is why I bear no...
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Monsters Behind the Scenes
An essay by Melinda Myers, as provided by Kate Elizabeth Art by Justine McGreevy We humans are bombarded on a daily basis from telemarketers, door-to-door sales men, infomercials, advertisements … the...
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On the Methods of Preserving and Dissecting Icthyo Sapiens
An essay by Dr. Stephen Mackle, as provided by Carrie Cuinn Art by Shannon Legler Lab Notes, April 23, 1931. The subject has four limbs, but while its skin appears crocodilian, the limbs are not fixed...
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Mendant’s Maggots
A Paper Presented to the League of Astrobiological Studies, 2015–Highlights from the Journal of Dr. Louise Mendant: First Investigations into “Mendant’s Maggots” by Dr. Bryce Ellicott, as provided by...
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The Young Naturalist’s Corner: Strange Lizards of Amprad
An essay by By Prof. Ann A. Shipwell, as provided by K.C. Shaw Art by Shannon Legler When I was a little girl, my friends and I were encouraged to collect flowers and ferns. In this way, we learned...
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Its Terrible White Horn
An essay by Dr. Vadim Orlov, as provided by Ian Rose Art by Justine McGreevy I did it. It was me. We have all paid the price for my hubris and that of the fools who joined me. This is my confession. I...
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Audio Recording 5024
An essay by Dr. Todd Forest, as provided by Christine Layton. Salvaged from Seaforming Expedition (Program Terminated). Art by Shannon Legler “Do you think they ever travel?” I watched the mattress of...
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Vestes Uncus, a New Species Found in Several Closets With Some Observations...
An essay by R. W. Thorsley, as edited and provided by M. Kelly Peach [Editor's Note: The following is the first and only draft for a planned article for the American Journal of Biology, written in...
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Harnessing Hotters
A speech by Professor Wilbur Wilkinson-Grauss, as provided by George Nikolopoulos Art by Shannon Legler Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen, I sincerely wish to thank you for inviting me to speak here...
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Sworn Statement
Report by Herbert W. Wackerman, Ph.D., as provided by Julie Bloss Kelsey Art by Dawn Vogel [The following transcript is an excerpt of an audio recording of Herbert W. Wackerman, Ph.D., recorded on the...
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A Taste of Empty
An essay by Jonah Greenwich, as provided by Dorian Graves Art by Shannon Legler I was at my wit’s end when the bird was brought in. Before its arrival was a stalemate. The rain had not stopped outside,...
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Containment of the Last Queen
Selective Notes of Hooper Jon’th’n Lee, Ph.D., as collected and retold by Alby Darling Art by Shannon Legler I remember the first night like it was my last, the rain drenching us so thoroughly as you’d...
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Traditional Fairy Dust: A Recipe
A recipe by Franklin A. Evenson, M.D., as provided by Dusty Wallace Art by Ariel Alian Wilson For more stories like this, check out Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2016! Ingredients 10 South woods...
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The State of Mad Science, 2016
A speech by Professor T.D. McClure, MPhD, President of the Mad Scientists of America, presented by Laura Roberts Art by Amanda Jones Dr. Evil, Mr. Vice President, Members of the International...
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Supernatural Zoological Fluids and Their Applications
An essay by Professors Tabitha and Helga Krantz, Department of Supernatural Zoology, University of Morbach, Germany Provided by Andy Brown Art by Luke Spooner The purpose of this project was to explore...
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Grimalkin and Hound
An essay by May Hayashi, as provided by Laura Duerr Art by Justine McGreevy “So! You’re May, right? What do you do?” Brianne asks. She’s standing a little too close, hanging on to every word I say,...
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